Once, a young man and a lady decided to get married after several years of courtship. Soon after the wedding, they realised that they didn't like each other that much and they quarrel consistently for hours non-stop.
They remained married for so many years despite this differences, during these wrangle, the Husband would swear reccurently " If i die, i will make sure i dig myself up out of that grave and hunt you for the rest of your life".
After his (the husband) 68th birthday, they had one of the usual fights, and still he vowed "If i die, i will make sure i dig myself up out of that grave and hunt you for the rest of your life". few days later, the man died of cardiac arrest. The neighbours of these couple began to gossip about the man's promises of hunting his wife for the rest of her life, they feared for the woman because rumour has it that the man possesed some kind of black magic, thus he is capable of executing his avow to the woman.
The man was given a warm funeral, with his wife staying by the side of the casket up until it was covered up in the grave.
Straight from the cementary, the dashed to a bar nearby and ordered for a drink, she drank and drank so much that her neighbours noticed and asked her why she was drinking so much?.
The woman replied, i am celebrating!
They asked if she was not worried about the vows made by her deceased husband to hunt her for the rest of her life.
The woman replied! "I had his casket buried upside down"
This man will definitely dig, but of course not up out of the grave, but deep down the grave. Happy digging!
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